LIAR

So I've been trying for the past ten minutes to save something to the school's network, and it has failed every single time.

Being the nerd I am, I checked up with the drive H:/ I was trying to save to and checked out the properties. It has 2.57 terabytes free of memory.

To all you people who don't know what that means, 2.57 terabytes is the same as 352 gigs, and your memory stick is probably 8.

So don't give me a full load of bull crap school computers. There is more than enough memory to save a stupid picture of a great pickup line that I will probably use one day and get ridiculed because of it. (to see the great picture, click here)

So I give you all a heads up: do not delete anything, no matter how stupid it is because it's lying to you.

Garfield Minus Garfield

I have recently found these incredibly funny comic strips from the Garfield comics, except with Garfield and his lines Photoshopped out.

I started looking at all these comic strips and I love them. Every single one is slightly comical. When we look at the strip, we see a pathetic man talking to an argumentative invisible man. A while back, I started to tell my mom about this amazing discovery while my eyes were fixated on my computer (Blogging, obviously.) I went on, explaining what it was and occasionally taking breaks to finish my laughing fits. After a while of me talking, I realized that my mom was not laughing at all. I took a break from blogging and looked up. No one was there. I recreated Garfield minus Garfield, only this time, it wasn't comedic. It was terribly depressing for me.

BUT NOT FOR ALL OF Y'ALL!

Stupid Blackberry

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

METROID

How many people recognize this game when they see it? If you don't know what it is, you have to play it sometime. It is the METROID game for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

The first time you play the game is definitely the worst, because everything is so hard to find and execute, but the more times you play the game, the further you get, and therefore, you learn where to find the certain items to progress through the game.

But once you get close to the end, you start realizing that Samus (the dude in metal) is this kick-ass mofo who shoots creatures bigger than him to do... Whatever it is that you're supposed to be doing in the game.

But the worst moment is at the end of the game, when the creators of the game reveal that Samus, the kick-ass mofo, is a chick. That's right, you thought you were playing as a dude, but that kick-ass mofo is a girl.

550!!!

Thanks to all of you people, I have reached 550 page views. Either a lot of people are reading blogs, or a lot of people are playing with my fish. So here is a picture of what I look like right now.

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Shoppers Drug Mart

I have been getting a lot of emails from a certain "Shoppers Drug Mart" and I do not like it. It's actually quite depressing when the only person emailing you is the Shoppers Drug Mart info email account. So I sent this email to them.

Turns out, they do not respond to emails from me. They send me junk and ignore it. So I went to the Shoppers Drug Mart from across the street and told them I emailed them and I never got a response. The lady at the front told me to not email them because they don't read the emails.

So I spammed them.

No Hope.

When we all see this, we all hang our heads down in shame at how stupid Homer Simpson is. We all know that the gas isn't free once you pass 999.99, but Homer does not know that.

For a while, I've been collecting stupid pictures such as these on my phone, and my friends have looked through them until they get to pictures that they've seen. One day, my one friend went to look at the pictures and saw this one. She understood it instantly, but the first thing she said to me was: "Oh my god, that's so smart!"

Yes, you read that right. She thought Homer pulled a smart move. "that's so smart." People are right. There is no hope for the human race.

Stupid Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
I'm just past one tenth of watching this and it's all background noise now.

I'm also reading the comments. They are my true amusement.

Comments:
I've got this running in the background while playing modern warfare 2 ITS AWESOME!!! everyone TRY IT!!

listened for 2 hours before i had to go to bed...the real world sounds way less exciting now.

i'm 6 hours in. #Winning

challenge accepted

Does he ever get to where he is going?

I can feel my brain oozing out of my ear...

Still better than Twilight

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Chuck Norris listens to this 10 times in one day

This is how the CIA softens prisoners for interrogation.

АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­ААААААААААААААААА

what idiot actually watched this for 10 hrs??

How on earth did a video this long get more than 18,000,000 views?!!

i slept while listening to this i woke up gay....

Pisec!

omg worst headache now

Some one give me a gun please
 /̵͇̿̿/’̿­’̿ ̿ ̿̿ Here you go

Can someone make a 10000 hour version? I'm tired of hitting the replay button.

is nyan cat a pop tart?

WHAT DRUG IS THIS ???????????

112 nyans en 30 segundos, vamos a hacer los cálculos si? 112 x 2 = 224 (nyans por minuto), 224 x 60 = 13.440 (nyans por hora), 13440 x 10 = 134.400, lo que significa que el gato nyan dice 134400 nyans en 10 horas...!!

Where can i download it for my ipod? :D

lol i remember the day i fell asleep while listening to this song.
i had the weirdest dream ever: Zeus came down in a rainbow chariot shaped like a pop-tart and i ate him and i got his powers and after that i threw up sprinkles.
that dream scared the sh*t out of me O_o

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Video Games

The funny thing is that games really do effect kids. For a whole week and a half, I've been playing a driving game. An old, 8-bit driving game with a joystick. Pole-Position. The best game I have ever played in a long time. I started spending every spare period at school playing this game. After a while, I became really good at it. Really good.

When playing, you have to rotate the joystick to turn the car, and that is how you steer. It was soon after a week of playing the game that I noticed myself twisting my phone while my mom was driving in order to get out of the way from the cars. Even though this happened, I still kept playing.

Then, after a week and a half of my spare time spent playing Pole-Position, I was walking down the street, and I noticed my hand twisting every time someone walked passed me while I was walking. I was steering myself using an invisible joystick.

The sad part of all this, is that I will not stop playing. The little side effect of me twisting my arm and steering my moms car with my phone is so worth the little crappy graphics driving game.

Evelina Children's Hospital Window Washers

I saw this and I thought it was inspiring. The window washers of the Evelina Children's Hospital dress up as superheros at work so that when the kids look out the window, they see superheros cleaning the windows. Thought it was quite inspirational.

I also heard they do the same thing at retirement homes. Except they dress up as old ghosts and try to freak out the elderly.