Not too long ago, I learned from my friend's girlfriend that he ran into a wall and dislocated his knee. That's all I heard. He ran into a wall, and dislocated his knee. Now, being the amazing friend I am, I posted this picture on his Facebook wall:
He was in drama class where he had to pretend to be a bird. The teacher told everyone to accidentally fly into the wall. Before he could accidentally fly into the wall, his knee somehow got dislocated. Due to the pain in his leg, he fell down and hit the wall. He was in a lot of pain. An ambulance arrived and, as he was being assisted into the ambulance, he dislocated his knee once more. As soon as he arrived to the hospital, his family had to fill out forms on why they were there and provide his health information. Once they completed the forms, my friend then had to be moved over to a hospital bed. I could never have guessed what happened next. He dislocated his knee for a third and final time.
By this point in the story, I am cracking up laughing and imagining the bottom half of his leg screwed on backwards. I made fun of him some more and then, after 3 minutes of me making wall jokes and bird jokes, he just goes offline. Again, being the most amazing friend in the world, I write a list of all the lame jokes I can think of about walls and birds running into one another. Ultimately, I decided not to send any of them.
I waited one or two days, laughing every time I passed the drama room. When I saw that he was online again, I struck:
Me: "LOOK OUT FOR THE WALL!"
Him: "not funny -.-"
Me: "QUICK! GET OUT, THE WALLS ARE CLOSING"
Him: "seriously, stop"
Me: "I'm sorry"
Him: "good"
Me: "Please don't push me into a wall"
Him: "you're a jerk"
After that, I decided to leave him alone for a while again. I still laughed every time I passed the drama room and continued telling my other friends various jokes about walls and birds. I decided to message him again.
Me: "Hey, I'm sorry I said those things before"
Him: "you're just going to make a wall joke"
Me: "It's kinda funny if you think about it"
By this point, he would no longer respond to my Facebook messages, calls, or wall posts. I stopped laughing at the wall joke trend I started with my friends and stopped laughing at the drama room. That is, until yesterday, when he messaged me about a song. We talked about music for a while, keeping the whole "birdie" incident out of the conversation, and then he apologized for not returning my messages. He said it was because there is a "no WiFi" rule in the hospital.
We talked, and then he brought up the wall. Him. He brought it up.
Him: "i guess it is kind of funny i ran into a wall."
Me: "Hell yes."
Him: "i just don't like the wheelchair."
Me: "You crippled bird"
He didn't like that. Not one bit. I was cracking up laughing and he stopped talking to me again. I laughed for probably 3 minutes. I started looking at pictures of walls on the internet and I laughed myself to sleep.
I went about my regular routine, laughing as I passed the drama room and giggling when I saw someone look at a wall.
Today, I ran into a door.
