Stupid Blackberry

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

METROID

How many people recognize this game when they see it? If you don't know what it is, you have to play it sometime. It is the METROID game for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

The first time you play the game is definitely the worst, because everything is so hard to find and execute, but the more times you play the game, the further you get, and therefore, you learn where to find the certain items to progress through the game.

But once you get close to the end, you start realizing that Samus (the dude in metal) is this kick-ass mofo who shoots creatures bigger than him to do... Whatever it is that you're supposed to be doing in the game.

But the worst moment is at the end of the game, when the creators of the game reveal that Samus, the kick-ass mofo, is a chick. That's right, you thought you were playing as a dude, but that kick-ass mofo is a girl.

550!!!

Thanks to all of you people, I have reached 550 page views. Either a lot of people are reading blogs, or a lot of people are playing with my fish. So here is a picture of what I look like right now.

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Shoppers Drug Mart

I have been getting a lot of emails from a certain "Shoppers Drug Mart" and I do not like it. It's actually quite depressing when the only person emailing you is the Shoppers Drug Mart info email account. So I sent this email to them.

Turns out, they do not respond to emails from me. They send me junk and ignore it. So I went to the Shoppers Drug Mart from across the street and told them I emailed them and I never got a response. The lady at the front told me to not email them because they don't read the emails.

So I spammed them.

No Hope.

When we all see this, we all hang our heads down in shame at how stupid Homer Simpson is. We all know that the gas isn't free once you pass 999.99, but Homer does not know that.

For a while, I've been collecting stupid pictures such as these on my phone, and my friends have looked through them until they get to pictures that they've seen. One day, my one friend went to look at the pictures and saw this one. She understood it instantly, but the first thing she said to me was: "Oh my god, that's so smart!"

Yes, you read that right. She thought Homer pulled a smart move. "that's so smart." People are right. There is no hope for the human race.

Stupid Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
I'm just past one tenth of watching this and it's all background noise now.

I'm also reading the comments. They are my true amusement.

Comments:
I've got this running in the background while playing modern warfare 2 ITS AWESOME!!! everyone TRY IT!!

listened for 2 hours before i had to go to bed...the real world sounds way less exciting now.

i'm 6 hours in. #Winning

challenge accepted

Does he ever get to where he is going?

I can feel my brain oozing out of my ear...

Still better than Twilight

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Chuck Norris listens to this 10 times in one day

This is how the CIA softens prisoners for interrogation.

АААААААААААААААААААААААААААААА­ААААААААААААААААА

what idiot actually watched this for 10 hrs??

How on earth did a video this long get more than 18,000,000 views?!!

i slept while listening to this i woke up gay....

Pisec!

omg worst headache now

Some one give me a gun please
 /̵͇̿̿/’̿­’̿ ̿ ̿̿ Here you go

Can someone make a 10000 hour version? I'm tired of hitting the replay button.

is nyan cat a pop tart?

WHAT DRUG IS THIS ???????????

112 nyans en 30 segundos, vamos a hacer los cálculos si? 112 x 2 = 224 (nyans por minuto), 224 x 60 = 13.440 (nyans por hora), 13440 x 10 = 134.400, lo que significa que el gato nyan dice 134400 nyans en 10 horas...!!

Where can i download it for my ipod? :D

lol i remember the day i fell asleep while listening to this song.
i had the weirdest dream ever: Zeus came down in a rainbow chariot shaped like a pop-tart and i ate him and i got his powers and after that i threw up sprinkles.
that dream scared the sh*t out of me O_o

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Video Games

The funny thing is that games really do effect kids. For a whole week and a half, I've been playing a driving game. An old, 8-bit driving game with a joystick. Pole-Position. The best game I have ever played in a long time. I started spending every spare period at school playing this game. After a while, I became really good at it. Really good.

When playing, you have to rotate the joystick to turn the car, and that is how you steer. It was soon after a week of playing the game that I noticed myself twisting my phone while my mom was driving in order to get out of the way from the cars. Even though this happened, I still kept playing.

Then, after a week and a half of my spare time spent playing Pole-Position, I was walking down the street, and I noticed my hand twisting every time someone walked passed me while I was walking. I was steering myself using an invisible joystick.

The sad part of all this, is that I will not stop playing. The little side effect of me twisting my arm and steering my moms car with my phone is so worth the little crappy graphics driving game.

Evelina Children's Hospital Window Washers

I saw this and I thought it was inspiring. The window washers of the Evelina Children's Hospital dress up as superheros at work so that when the kids look out the window, they see superheros cleaning the windows. Thought it was quite inspirational.

I also heard they do the same thing at retirement homes. Except they dress up as old ghosts and try to freak out the elderly.

Taking a Break

I'm going to take a break from blogging about just myself, and post about someone else. This guy I know was in a fitness course last year, and the marking system went as follows:

• 50% of your final mark is based on attendance and effort.
• 20% of your final mark is based on homework completion and assignments.
• 30% of your final mark is based on your summative assignment.

Pretty straight forward, as any individual would think. The complete opposite was the truth; the average in the course was a 68% and the guy I knew had 94%. That mark is very exceptional in a course with an average of 68%.

My friend kept telling the story of how he did so well in the course, and how he was so strong, and so on. He kept telling it until someone asked him if that was the best mark in the class. He went silent. That probably wasn't the best question to ask him.

It turns out, that was the worst question to ask him:

"No, it wasn't the best mark. Do you want to know who got the best mark? The damn cripple. You know why he got the best mark? Because he showed up a little more than I did, and he worked hard on the assignments and did his homework every time. Do you want to know his mark? He got a 95. 95. One mark more than me because he showed up a little more and didn't miss his homework a couple times."

I feel sorry for the guy. In a course full of weight lifting and getting active, the guy with a broken leg got a better mark. Only because he showed up more. Moral is: don't skip.

Bad Grammar

When you have a friend who's grammar is so horrible that your eyes burn at the sight of them messaging you, you have to correct it. Most people will just correct the grammar and go on. I can't do that. Their grammar is so horrible, sometimes I don't even know what they meant. It feels like you're talking to someone who is speaking a different language. It's even worse when you're trying to be nice to them, because you don't want to ruin their day by telling them communication is spelled with two "m"s instead of one.
I spent one week putting up with the grammar mistakes, correcting them in my mind in an attempt to keep myself sane. Then, I decided the horrible grammar had to stop when they used the wrong use of the word "to". I jumped in and gave them a quick grammar lesson.

• Two: a number. "You have two feet"
• Too: replaces the words "also" and displays "in excess". "That's too weird. I like that too"
• To: THE ONE USED FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. "I went to my house today"

Immediately I apologized, telling them that I don't appreciate simple mistakes like that. Those kinds of mistakes bother me, eat at my insides, and rot my brain. Despite all that, they still kept talking to me.

A few days later, I said something to another friend, and they corrected my grammar. I really wanted to cry.